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86 on Limes

86 on Limes

Since I’m not much of a liquor drinker at restaurants, I don’t usually ask for lime. Yesterday, however, my friends were having a few vodka drinks and asked for some lime. Our waiter’s response was, “We don’t serve lime anymore.” One of my fellow apples responded with something about lime...
"One Piece" of Advice

“One Piece” of Advice

Have one piece bathing suits made their way back in? Ok fine, one piece bathing suits never left, but c’mon. Wearing a one piece used to be for older or younger tastes. No one with a hot body in their prime would be caught wearing a one piece back in the days....
Hillsboro Inlet Lighthouse

Hillsboro Inlet Lighthouse

This past weekend I was introduced to Hillsboro Inlet Lighthouse in Pompano Beach, Florida. I’ve never even been to the Pompano Beach, so this trip was very delightful and one to remember. The city is beautiful and demonstrates a close resemblance to Fort Lauderdale—just way cooler. Our trip began by...
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It Pays To Be Religious

It Pays To Be Religious

Today is Good Friday. Some of us are still working, while half the world is at church. I don’t know about you guys, but next year, I’m officially going to be super religious. Truly I am Catholic—could even get married in a Catholic church if I wanted to, since I’ve been baptized and went through Communion...
Vegan Life Is Over! (For Now)

Vegan Life Is Over! (For Now)

We came. We ate. We conquered! Another apple and I managed to pull off the vegan lifestyle we wanted for two whole weeks. Yayyyy us!  We learned a lot through this diet, like all the junk we used to put in our bodies. I personally learned I suck at cooking tofu but make a mean steamed cabbage....
Every Girl's Dream

Every Girl’s Dream

I’m not one of those girls to follow suit all the time, but if there are any traditions I genuinely believe in, it’s these two right here: 1. The man must handle the engagement proposal. 2. Marriage before the baby carriage. Does it always work out that way? No, but you bet your ass that’s...
Socks + Heels

Socks + Heels

I don’t know how I feel about this trend yet. It’s tricky because I can see it as cool if pulled off correctly, but pairing socks with heels can be such an easy miss. Definitely a gamble! One must demonstrate the utmost in confidence when wearing this out in public. Socks with heels is just...
One Thing About Music...

One Thing About Music…

Bob Marley said it best, “One thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain;” however, there are times music hits and you do feel pain—from a wounded or broken heart. There are a lot of moments where music helps you get through the rough patches. It helps brighten up your day. That is...
Sex Changes Everything

Sex Changes Everything

While we break our heads over why sex changes everything, The Date Report has actually broke it down in three tiny, little ways. Us women can be such suckers when it comes to sex. We might be in a shitty relationship, but the sex is fire sauce. Now I know why! Dammmmnnnn youuuu oxytocin! Dammmnnn you! 1. Orgasm...
Random Thoughts on Energy!

Random Thoughts on Energy!

As an adult (more so now than ever), I find that my body sort of, absorbs other energy sources. I don’t know if that makes any sense, so let me try to explain. I like to think of myself as a relatively happy person. I like to make jokes. I love to laugh and make...
Crop Top Wedding Dresses

Crop Top Wedding Dresses

Yup! You heard right! Crop top wedding dresses were a new trend on display at a recent bridal market in New York City, where top wedding dress designers revealed their spring and summer 2014 collections. Personally, I’m a huge fan of the crop top, and I think this is a unique twist to the boring, not to mention...
Opinion on Wrestling

Opinion on Wrestling

I’m going to be as real as possible. I know a bunch of people who love to watch wrestling, but I personally can’t stand it. The fact they are fake fighting kills me. It’s more like a soap opera combined with an acrobatic, stunt devil type of thing. Don’t get me wrong, wrestlers are very...
Dia De Los Muertos, Hop On Or Die IPA

Dia De Los Muertos, Hop On Or Die IPA

The Dia De Los Muertos, Hop On Or Die IPA is a beer made in a Mexican brewery located in Tecate, Mexico. I’ve never heard of a Mexican IPA, but sometimes people branch off to try new things…and I don’t blame them! If this beer were based on appearance alone the Dia De Los Muertos...
Straight A's

Straight A’s

Whoever is not going to school at the moment, this question’s for you. Do you recall ever getting straight A’s? Not just once, but for multiple report cards (that you did NOT alter)? For me, I remember getting A’s but with a couple B’s, maybe even a C. The worse I got was a D...
Bimini Ring Game

Bimini Ring Game

The Bimini Ring Game AKA Ring and Hook Game is really just that. You have a structure shaped as an upside down L (looks a lot like hangman). When standing in front of the structure, you’ll see a hook connected to the vertical portion of the structure (usually a wooden slab or pole). Above you,...